Friday, April 19, 2024

Why Standard Railroad Tracks Are the Width They Are

 Things you didn't learn in grade school...

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?

Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used. So, why did 'they' use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that same wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break more often on some of the old, long-distance roads in England. You see, that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long-distance roads in Europe (including England) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since. And what about the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.

Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's a*s came up with this?' you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses (Two horses' a*ses.).

Now, the twist to the story: When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses behind.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature, of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's as. And you thought being a horse wasn't important? Ancient horses as*es control almost everything.

Friday, April 12, 2024

Biden vs. Trump Inflation Chart

 38 months into their presidencies:


Reference:  https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2024/04/the-daily-chart-bidenflation-by-the-numbers.php

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Good Advice From Louie (Age 72)

 Here’s 34 things I’ve learned that I hope help you in your journey:

  1. It’s usually better to be nice than right.
  2. Nothing worthwhile comes easy. 
  3. Work on a passion project, even just 30 minutes a day. It compounds.
  4. Become a lifelong learner (best tip).
  5. Working from 7am to 7pm isn’t productivity. It’s guilt.
  6. To be really successful become useful.
  7. Like houses in need of repair, problems usually don’t fix themselves.
  8. Envy is like drinking poison expecting the other person to die.
  9. Don’t hold onto your “great idea” until it’s too late.
  10. People aren’t thinking about you as much as you think. 
  11. Being grateful is a cheat sheet for happiness. (Especially today.)
  12. Write your life plan with a pencil that has an eraser. 
  13. Choose your own path or someone will choose it for you.
  14. Never say, I’ll never…
  15. Not all advice is created equal.
  16. Be the first one to smile.
  17. The expense of something special is forgotten quickly. The experience lasts a lifetime. Do it.
  18. Don’t say something to yourself that you wouldn’t say to someone else. 
  19. It’s not how much money you make. It’s how much you take home.
  20. Feeling good is better than that “third” slice of pizza.
  21. Who you become is more important than what you accomplish. 
  22. Nobody gets to their death bed and says, I’m sorry for trying so many things.
  23. There are always going to be obstacles in your life. Especially if you go after big things.
  24. The emptiest head rattles the loudest.
  25. If you don’t let some things go, they eat you alive.
  26. Try to spend 12 minutes a day in quiet reflection, meditation, or prayer.
  27. Try new things. If it doesn’t work out, stop. At least you tried.
  28. NEVER criticize, blame, or complain.  
  29. You can’t control everything. Focus on what you can control.
  30. If you think you have it tough, look around.
  31. It’s only over when you say it is.
  32. One hand washes the other and together they get clean. Help someone else.
  33. Pobody's Nerfect
  34. I'll Believe It When I See It.

If you’re lucky enough to get up to my age, the view becomes more clear. It may seem like nothing good is happening to you, or just the opposite. Both will probably change over time. 

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Hey Boomer...

 


Saturday, February 17, 2024

The Lucky Pastor

 Just for grins ...

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why Yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this. How much does he send you”
The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.”
The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice?”
The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.”

Thursday, February 15, 2024

I Always Wondered About This

 


I Love American English Spellings

 


Wednesday, January 17, 2024