Laws you haven't heard of

Law of Mechanical Repair -- After your hands become coated with grease,Your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop -- Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability -- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the Stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone -- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi -- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, The very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law -- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start To move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath -- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters -- The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result -- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics -- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater -- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee -- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss Will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers -- If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets -- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug

Law of Location -- No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument -- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law -- If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law -- A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law (this one is true every time!) -- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law -- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, By the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.