I Was Confused, now I'm clear

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:


*  Internal Revenue 'Service'
*  U.S. Postal 'Service'
*  Telephone 'Service'
*  Cable TV 'Service'
*  Civil 'Service'
*  State, City, County & Public 'Service'
*  Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service'a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

I would hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.