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John G. Is
63 years old and owns a small business. He's a
life-long Republican and sees his dream of
retiring next year has all but evaporated. With
the stock market crashing and new taxes coming
his way, John assumes now that he will work to
his dying day.
John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent college grad. She drives a flashy hybrid car, wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out to nightclubs and restaurants. Ashley campaigned hard for Barack Obama. After the election she made sure her grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that her party is taking over.
Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on her 3 bedroom townhouse. Like she has done many times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking for some financial help.
Here is
his reply:
Sweetheart,
I received your request for
assistance.
Ashley,
you know I love you dearly and I'm sympathetic
to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times
have changed. With the election of President
Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set
forth a bold new economic plan of our
own...."The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan."
Let me explain.
Your
grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning
tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as
you know, but we have never had the fancier
things like European vacations, luxury cars,
etc. We have worked hard and were looking
forward to retiring soon. But the plan has
changed. Your president is raising our personal
and business taxes significantly. He says it is
so he can give our hard earned money to other
people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It
means less for us, and we must cut back on many
business and personal expenses.
You know
the wonderful receptionist who worked in my
office for more than 23 years? The one who
always gave you candy when you came over to
visit? I had to let her go last week. I can't
afford to pay her salary and all of the
government mandated taxes that go with having
employees. Your grandmother will now work 4 days
a week to answer phones, take orders and handle
the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will
lose even more income.
I'm also
very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will
no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I
called him at school this morning. He already
knows about it and he's upset because he will
have to give up skydiving and his yearly trip to
Greenland to survey the polar bears.
That's
just the business side of things. Some personal
economic effects of Obama's new taxation
policies include none other than you. You know
very well that over the years your grandmother
and I have given you thousands of dollars in
cash, tuition assistance, food, housing,
clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by your vote,
you have chosen to help others -- not at your
expense -- but at our expense.
If you
need money now sweetheart, I recommend you call
202-456-1111. That is the
direct phone number for the White House. You can
also contact the White House here:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/CONTACT/%A0;
You yourself told me how foolish it is to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the People's President, and is going to help every American live a better life. Based on everything you've told me, along with all the promises we heard during the campaign, I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to transfer some stimulus money into your bank account. Have him call me for the account number which I memorized years ago.
Perhaps
you can now understand what I've been saying all
my life: Those who vote for a president should
consider the impact on the nation as a whole,
and not be just concerned with what they can get
for themselves. What Obama supporters don't seem
to realize is all of the money he is
redistributing to illegal aliens and
non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called "less
fortunate") comes from tax-paying
families.
Remember
how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich
will be affected"? Well guess what, honey?
Because we own a business, your grandmother and
I are now considered to be the richest of the
rich. On paper, it might look that way, but in
the real world, we are far from it.
As you
said while campaigning for Obama, some people
will have to carry more of the burden so all of
America can prosper. You understand what that
means, right? It means that raising taxes on
productive people results in them having less
money; less money for everything, including
granddaughters.
I'm sorry,
Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free
lunches are over. I have no money to give you
now. So, congratulations on your choice for
"change." For future reference, I encourage you
to try and add up the total value of the gifts
and cash you have received from us, just since
you went off to college, and compare it to what
you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4
(or 8) years. I have not kept track of it,
Ashley. It has all truly been the gift of our
hearts.
Remember,
we love you dearly....but from now on you'll
need to call the number mentioned above. Your
"Savior" has the money we would have given to
you. Just try and get it from him.
Good
luck, sweetheart.
Love
Grandpa
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