Age ...

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old." Well, you'll love this one.

Alice Smith was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist. She noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, she remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name had been in her high school class some 30-odd years before. Could he be the same guy that she had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, she quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been her classmate.

After he examined her teeth, she asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes, Yes I did. I'm a Mustang." He gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" she asked

He answered, "In 1975, why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" she exclaimed.

He looked at her closely, then that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit SOB said "What did you teach?"