Tuesday, July 02, 2013

Country Humor with Cletus and Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob 's hay barn one  day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and  sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks  clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right  strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders  forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his  hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both  sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt  underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and  hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus  rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good  grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously  embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in  the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to  a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last  line again, slowly.)