Who can forget this WKRP episode?
Always makes me laugh!
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
Kitchen Wisdom
One of these women has wonderful advice for each one of you...
Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
Martha: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine: Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
Maxine: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
Martha: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine: Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.
Martha: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
Martha: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine: Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
Martha Stewart: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
Martha: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
Martha: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
Maxine: Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!
Martha: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
Maxine: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
Martha: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Maxine: Celery? Never heard of it!
Martha: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Maxine: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.
Martha: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!
Martha: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Maxine: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
Martha: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine: Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
35 Best TV Shows Ever
The New York Post newspaper listed the 35 best TV shows ever in an article here.
The list includes:
1 THE SOPRANOS (1999-2007, HBO)
2 ALL IN THE FAMILY (1971-79, CBS)
3 THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW (1986-present, syndication)
4 AMERICAN IDOL (2002- present, FOX)
5 THE WEST WING (1999-2006, NBC)
6 MARY TYLER MOORE (1970-77, CBS)
7 DALLAS (1978-91, CBS)
8 24 (2001- present, FOX)
9 TWIN PEAKS (1990-91, ABC)
10 SESAME STREET (1969-present, PBS)
11 THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON (1962-92, NBC)
12 60 MINUTES (1968-present, CBS)
13 THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW (1948-71, CBS)
14 I LOVE LUCY (1951-57, CBS)
15 LAW & ORDER (1990-present, NBC)
16 MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS (1969-1974, PBS)
17 THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW (1967-79, CBS)
18 THE SIMPSONS (1989-present, FOX)
19 SEX AND THE CITY (1998-2004, HBO)
20 ER (1994-present, NBC)
21 THE HONEYMOONERS (1955-56, CBS)
22 MIAMI VICE (1984-89, NBC)
23 SEINFELD (1990-98, NBC)
24 GUNSMOKE (1955-75, CBS)
25 ROWAN & MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN (1968-73, NBC)
26 HILL STREET BLUES (1981-87, NBC)
27 STAR TREK(1966-1969, NBC)
28 THE X-FILES (1993-2002, Fox)
29 THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW (1961-66, CBS)
30 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (1975-present, NBC)
31 JEOPARDY! (1964-75; 1978-79; 1984-present, NBC and syndication)
32MOONLIGHTING (1985-89, ABC)
33 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (1966-73, CBS)
34The Cosby Show (1984-92, NBC)
35 GENERAL HOSPITAL (1963-present, ABC)
See the article for commentary. They're entitled to their opinion.
I didn't watch The Sopranos, Sex in the City, Dallas, Hill Street Blues, General Hospital, Moonlighting, Twin Peaks, Monty Python, or Oprah so I can't judge their merits.
I would have included M*A*S*H, NYPD Blue, CSI, Cheers, Desperate Housewives, $64,000 Question, Gilligan's Island, WKRP in Cincinnati, Bonanza, Benny Hill (sorry, I loved that show), Married ... With Children, Leave it to Beaver, The Munsters, Have Gun, Will Travel, and Lassie in my list.
What other shows make your top TV show list?
The list includes:
1 THE SOPRANOS (1999-2007, HBO)
2 ALL IN THE FAMILY (1971-79, CBS)
3 THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW (1986-present, syndication)
4 AMERICAN IDOL (2002- present, FOX)
5 THE WEST WING (1999-2006, NBC)
6 MARY TYLER MOORE (1970-77, CBS)
7 DALLAS (1978-91, CBS)
8 24 (2001- present, FOX)
9 TWIN PEAKS (1990-91, ABC)
10 SESAME STREET (1969-present, PBS)
11 THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON (1962-92, NBC)
12 60 MINUTES (1968-present, CBS)
13 THE ED SULLIVAN SHOW (1948-71, CBS)
14 I LOVE LUCY (1951-57, CBS)
15 LAW & ORDER (1990-present, NBC)
16 MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS (1969-1974, PBS)
17 THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW (1967-79, CBS)
18 THE SIMPSONS (1989-present, FOX)
19 SEX AND THE CITY (1998-2004, HBO)
20 ER (1994-present, NBC)
21 THE HONEYMOONERS (1955-56, CBS)
22 MIAMI VICE (1984-89, NBC)
23 SEINFELD (1990-98, NBC)
24 GUNSMOKE (1955-75, CBS)
25 ROWAN & MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN (1968-73, NBC)
26 HILL STREET BLUES (1981-87, NBC)
27 STAR TREK(1966-1969, NBC)
28 THE X-FILES (1993-2002, Fox)
29 THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW (1961-66, CBS)
30 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (1975-present, NBC)
31 JEOPARDY! (1964-75; 1978-79; 1984-present, NBC and syndication)
32MOONLIGHTING (1985-89, ABC)
33 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (1966-73, CBS)
34The Cosby Show (1984-92, NBC)
35 GENERAL HOSPITAL (1963-present, ABC)
See the article for commentary. They're entitled to their opinion.
I didn't watch The Sopranos, Sex in the City, Dallas, Hill Street Blues, General Hospital, Moonlighting, Twin Peaks, Monty Python, or Oprah so I can't judge their merits.
I would have included M*A*S*H, NYPD Blue, CSI, Cheers, Desperate Housewives, $64,000 Question, Gilligan's Island, WKRP in Cincinnati, Bonanza, Benny Hill (sorry, I loved that show), Married ... With Children, Leave it to Beaver, The Munsters, Have Gun, Will Travel, and Lassie in my list.
What other shows make your top TV show list?
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