She's Single and Shapely...

She’s single, She’s shapely.
She’s beautiful and she lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.

I opened the door, she looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?”

I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!”

“Great,” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

Ruth's Shower Picture

My friend Ruth posted this on Facebook:

DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT call, text or inbox me about what somebody else is saying about me or doing! 

I already know that my ex posted a naked picture of ME in the shower. 

NEWSFLASH!! I DON'T CARE!! 

I'm not ashamed of my body, because HECK I looked good for a plus sized chick in her 30s! 

So that you won't have to go searching or tag me, I will post the picture in the comment section my darn self! (scroll down)

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, HE'LL NEVER HURT ME OR MY REPUTATION, AT ALL!
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Wrenching the Agenda

Yep!