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Girl's Night Out

My friend Helen sends the best emails...I don't think this was a personal experience:

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out    Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.  

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.  

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded home.

The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.   My wife came home with no panties!!' 

'That's nothing' said the other husband.  'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.“

Two Americas in 2018

Best comic of the week:

Heh.