Tuesday, October 21, 2008

More senior moments

'WHERE IS MY SUNDAY PAPER?' The irate customer loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

The newspaper employee answered, 'Ma'am, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper won't be delivered until tomorrow.'

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition. Then she was heard to mutter, 'Well, shit ... that's why nobody was at church today.'

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