Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let's see now..
No Nude Women
No car races
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?