Wednesday, July 15, 2009

No mystery!!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let's see now..

No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races

No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No Cabela's

No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

1 comment:

Shalini said...

Real neat stuff!! Truly something that interests me. Mysteries are always fascinating.
BTW! I have been following this another thing I came across. It’s sort of abstract and interesting. It’s something to do with some Legend
By the way, good writing style. I'd love to read more on similar topics