Three men sat stiffly side-by-side on a commercial airliner.
Finally, the man near the window broke the silence."Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."
The man in the aisle seat responded, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both attorneys."
The man in the middle looked at them both with a twinkle in his eye."Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant, United States Marines, retired. Never married, two sons, both Admirals!"