The IRS sent my Tax Return back!!
I guess it was because of my response to the question to "List all dependents."
I wrote in:
"12 million illegal immigrants,
"3 million crack heads,
"42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
"2 million people in over 243 prisons,
"Half of Mexico and...
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate."
Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer.
So, I asked them to take me off their mailing list.