Taking a break from jokes, here's some serious global warming stuff.
I still say that "global warming" is a function of solar activity, and have had the opinion for over 20 years (but I'm not a climatologist). But I read some of the science blogs that comment on peer-reviewed papers and research.
A new post at ClimateMonitor.it by Carlo Tosti demonstrates that the global temperature record since 1880 is highly correlated to solar activity, and that solar activity is in turn highly correlated to the harmonics of planetary motion.
The correlation image is at http://www.climatemonitor.it/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/13_Anomalia-temperatura_segnale-planetario.jpg
Read the translated paper at http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://www.climatemonitor.it/?p%3D31974