Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Little Sally

A wise man was talking to Sally, the 6 year-old daughter of a Democrat couple. She said she wanted to be President some day, so he asked her, 'Sally, if you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow! What a worthy goal,' the wise man told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to start on that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds, because she's only 6. While her Mom glared at the wise man, Sally asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'

The wise man replied, 'Sally, Welcome to the Republican Party.'

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