The California Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards the city of San Diego. For the first offense, they give you two Chargers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chargers.
Q. What do the Chargers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep a Charger out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Charger with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Chargers and a dollar Bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Chargers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Chargers and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q Did you hear that the Chargers are moving to the Philippine islands?
A they’ll be called the Manila Folders.