Old Age Quotes

Gray hair is God's graffiti. -- Bill Cosby

Old age is no place for sissies -- Bette Davis

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter -- Satchel Paige

Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed -- Charles Schulz

"Don't worry about senility,"my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it." -- Bill Cosby

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been -- Mark Twain

Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old asking, "What happened?"-- Ann Landers

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age -- Lucille Ball

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and it was the law -- Jerry Seinfeld

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like -- Jackie Mason

Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age -- Malcolm Cowley.