Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The new car accessory I need...

My friend just got his new Lexus RX400H and returned it to the dealer the next day complaining that he couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated -- "Watch this," he said, "Nelson." The Radio replied "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

My friend drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he would say "Beethoven" and he would get beautiful classical music, and if he said "Beatles" he would get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car but he swerved in time to avoid them.

He yelled, "ASSHOLES!"

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze.

Damn, I would LOVE this car!

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